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Run Indy! Run! WAKA WAKA WAKA!
Christopher Ecclestone is the new Dr Who!
Saddam using Bio-Technology?
Heather McCartney is not a happy woman.
2001 - A Zombie Odyssey
Osama Goes Shopping
Neo & Agent Smith settle their differences over a game of Footy
BBC to produce their own cut price version of Kill Bill
Tiddles finally got fed up with next doors model aeroplanes
Sky Kittens
Scientific research with Monkeys had finally gone too far
Halloween 3 - Season of the B3ta
Lara gets a surprise
The Goodies get whats coming to them.
This was someones GF on B3ta. Can't remember who!
Space Balloon mission turns out to be a Clanger
Kids, they never listen.
Everybody Loves to B3ta Party
Rockstar reveal the new GTA title
The olde legend of Springheeled Jack revealed
Don't drop the baby!
B3ta Kitten Adventure
Big Brother's Nush mugged! CCTV reveals her assailent
Three. More like Six. Six. Six
The Doctor takes a dinner break

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There's a new surpreme power in the universe

(Thu 2nd Oct 2003, 23:37, More)

Return of the Shaolin Soccer Kitten
Now animated.

Clicky for Biggie
(Wed 3rd Sep 2003, 11:44, More)

A case of mistaken identity...

Bless. A FP. I thank you. :D
(Mon 1st Sep 2003, 22:39, More)

After the hugs and kisses of scoring comes...

(Sat 18th May 2002, 17:57, More)

Cheap arse excuse to repost mine

(Sat 18th May 2002, 16:55, More)

Le Pen gives he's thoughts on B3ta in France

(Thu 25th Apr 2002, 11:34, More)

My friend. Mick the Magic Cat Monkey

(Fri 12th Apr 2002, 16:37, More)

Natural? Or result of genetic manipulation?
A Sinister Pussy indeed...

(Sun 7th Apr 2002, 22:35, More)

Don't have a Cowell Man

(Fri 5th Apr 2002, 15:50, More)

Bad week for Mascots

(Sun 31st Mar 2002, 16:59, More)

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» World's Most Hated Food

...it's like the scene in The Fly where Brundle transports a steak through the telepod and gets Geena Davis character to 'test it'

Swede is what you get when you put a carrot through the same process. :(
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 20:21, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

The Art of plate redistribution
I always hated school cabbage and mash. The best way to get past the old bat who would send you back to your table when you tried to escape was to redistribute the offending mash 'n cabbage around the plate to make it look like you had eaten some, or the MGS approach, to Snake Solid some of the cabbage by stealthy means of hiding under the mash.

And hope for the best.
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 15:48, More)