» Things you've done when you've had no money.

I once had to take a bus because the Aston was in the
garage, Eurgh! Never again.
(Fri 8th Oct 2004, 11:00, More)

» Shoddy Presents

My uncle
promised me when I was 13 that he had bought an Alpha Romeo Spider, and was "doing it up each year" to give to me when I was 18. Sort of a get out of buying you presents each year clause. Well obviously I was fucking stoked. A sports car. 18! Think of the girls I could pull. Anyway, five years later, No car. "honestly Will, next year," Still nothing. I am now 26. Nothing.
Sad thing is, is I am his sons Godfather, he's now 13 and you know exactly what I've started to say to him!

Yesssssssssssssssss.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 15:13, More)

» Dad Jokes

Shhhhhh
Whenever I am staying at my parents house and I go out into town my dad, without fail, will say...."If your not in bed by ten o'clock son.......come home lad." And he will then preceed to almost break a hip laughing.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 10:16, More)

» Pure Ignorance

I had a girlfriend
(honest!) once who was of ample breast and long curly blonde hair. One day when driving to a party, she bleated for no apparent reason, "Remember, remember the 5th of September". ..........

I chose not to respond.
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 13:24, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

A petrol
pump that has a button with £5, £10, £15, etc etc £fill it up on it. No just going over.....
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 17:54, More)