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» People with Stupid Names

I knew a girl at Uni called Jessica Bastard. Very unfortunate name, but she did use to her advantage.

She went for President of the Student Union and used the slogan...Jessica Bastard, The Only Bastard to Vote For.

(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 16:14, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Me mates parents
When i was a kid, me mate told me that his dad was a pilot in the RAF and if i pissed him off he'd bomb the fuck out of my house. His dad worked in a factory making paint.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 15:57, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Dead Rabbits
My rabbit Fred (God rest his vicious little soul) died on the day we were going on holiday. I was well upset, my dad said he was going to give him an honorable rabbit funeral. I believed him and promptly forgot about it. I later found out that the bugger had wrapped Fred in a placky bag and chucked him in the bin.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 15:50, More)

» Old People Talk Bollocks

My mum says that Rez by Underworld
is like chinese torture
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 21:41, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 16:05, More)
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