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Finished at Plymouth Uni in 2004 and now lives a great life as an IT tech in a Cornish School!

I do nothing but surf teh interweb all day!

Holy Shit! I'm going to BAD hell!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||| 23%
Orderliness |||| 13%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||| 16%
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Fuck my boots! I'm a nut-job!

Paranoid Disorder:High
Schizoid Disorder:Low
Schizotypal Disorder:Very High
Antisocial Disorder:High
Borderline Disorder:Very High
Histrionic Disorder:Moderate
Narcissistic Disorder:High
Avoidant Disorder:High
Dependent Disorder:High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High

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Strength: 3 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 11

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No shit, the guy in the photo looks just like me! the bastard even has my beard!
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» I'm your biggest Fan

For my wife's 30th birthday...
I took a razor to my lovely hair and spent far too much money on dungerees. I then blacked up and infront of 200 friends and family in my local pub, appeared as MR T! A true hero!


(Sat 18th Apr 2009, 15:20, More)

» Mugged

Abra Kababra...
Now you see it, now your picking your teeth off the floor.

5 weeks ago, i went out into Plymouth city centre for my mate stu's stag do... good night had by all from landrake and me being left vaguely responsable for the well being of the group bundled every body but myself into cornwall bound taxis.

with there being no more room for me i decide to get a kebab and get a taxi back on my own. i have never (until this fateful night) had any trouble in town as a large metalhead with an eight inch goatee (not goatse) and leather trenchcoat tends not to have many people argue with him.

i have however consumed during the day my own body wieght in guinness and again in Jack Daniel's and this has left me some what groggy. As I munch on my tasty kebab and waiting for my cab, i notice that the world has taken a most unusual move and come up to meet me in the jaw. picking my self off the floor i recieve a bloody hard kick in the side of my face and crumble back to earth with a few loose dentures.

now i shall point out that my coat is fairly new and cost £500, my New Rock boots come in at a modest £300. I have a brand new Sony Walkman Mobile Phone, a £150 watch, so what do you think the two chav cnuts stole from me?

That's right - My fucking kebab!

Bastards, i was fucking hungry!

*insert huge cock gag here*
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 15:41, More)

» Putting the Fun in Funeral

Not too funny but I'm gonna laugh!
Wednesday (tomorrow) I am going to my mothers funeral.

She was an amazing woman who struggled long and hard against cancer and had the most wicked sence of humour!

She decideds months ago that we would play one of her favorate songs at the end of the service, Everybody Hurts by REM.

"Just the thought of everybody i know breaking down to a song about a traffic jam would be bloody marvelous!"
What at woman she were.

Liz Cole, missed by all. (1957 - 2006)
(Tue 16th May 2006, 9:42, More)

» Little Moments of Joy

Short story.
On Tuesday I found out I am going to be a Dad!

Happy doesn't even come close to describing my mood! Things that would normally piss me off and have me screaming blue murder are shrugged off and forgotten. This zen like state is balanced out with the fact that I have no idea what to do next!

Girth? About that of a grain of rice, only 8 weeks gone you know! *wink*
(Thu 23rd Jan 2014, 15:28, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Daphne and Celeste "Oooh Stick You"
I had to listen to this on the phone while waiting to contest a parking ticket with Plymouth City Council. The b*stards kept me on hold for a whole hour with this sh*t on loop!

To the 'person' at Plymouth City Council who decided that this 'tune' was perfect for callers to listen to when in a queue...

... I hope you DIE of Crippling Knob Rot!
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 13:23, More)
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