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'Lo peeps!

If you're really that interested, I'm 24 and live in Bournemouth.

Oh, and spend most of my time and money in the pub 'cos I'm still a student (Year 5! Yippe Woo Yay!)



Oh, and have a pic of the filling I busted eating Haribo and reading the B3ta Messageboard...

*Update!*



Tooth's gone.

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» Breakin' The Law

My bro
was speeding through town late one night when all of a sudden he noticed those all to familiar blue lights in his rear view. He prompty pulls over and is approached by a nice looking female copper...

"Do you know why I've pulled you over, Sir?"

says she.

"Yup. You want my phone number..."

says he.

They recently bought a house together near Gatwick. The jammy git.

Oh, and while on duty she once picked me up from a pub in a jam sandwhich 'cos i'd been kicked out - then drove me round to a nearby club and told the bouncers she would appreciate it if they let me in for free. Only time i've ever been escorted IN to a club by the old bill...
(Fri 9th Jan 2004, 1:28, More)

» Slang Survey

Terrible...
Electric Wheel Chairs - Motorized Crip Shifters

Also taken to calling my mates Spongmonkeys.

Ta Joel!
(Fri 6th Feb 2004, 0:05, More)