» My Worst Vomit

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i was 16 at a mates party, and my fresh young liver stood up to the Johnnie Walker Red label assault pretty well, until i found myself lying in a flowerbed waiting to puke about midnight. Some kind soul made me come inside to throw up in the bathroom, but I was so blind drunk I used the bath instead of the toilet. Post puke and a little soberer, I thought I'd be nice and wash it down the plughole but for some dumbass reason it wasn't plumbed in, and my diluted puke was soon flooding the bathroom and through the floor down the walls downstairs, causing untold damage to a priceless collection of grandfather clocks, and a hefty insurance claim. Never did own up, but sorry Matt
(Tue 24th Aug 2004, 12:46, More)