» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

Football, Cricket, multiskilled me!
Got onto the back page of the local paper in Swindon for getting a point for the first time in 2 seasons. Very superb rear-page spread. Have had my name in the Oxford Times every now and again for cricket. Also, Shrivenham CC 2nd XI got in the Daily Telegraph for bowling a team out for 8 runs. Took 4-5 runs in that one! Hurrah for sporting success.
(Thu 10th Feb 2005, 13:04, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

So, DIY...
working in a shop tha rhymes with F**K US, We had a lovely lady buy a standard size can of red paint for 15 or so quid. She then returned the following day with the can of paint and a receipt sayign she wanted her money back. No problem we thought till she graciously pointed out that she only needed half do do a smaller room in her house.
'You've used it then?'
'Yes I have, thats not a problem is it?'
'Yes it is, if you have used it then we cant take it back.'
Queue lots of complaining and ranting.

Also, over the bliseringly hot summer of 2003, we ran out of fans and placed a big sign outside saying, WE HAVE NO FANS IN STOCK. How many people missed the sign??? All bar one or two it seemed.
(Fri 2nd Jan 2004, 17:11, More)

» Worst Record Ever

So many to choose, so little time
Lets see.....
Spice Girls - any track
Slipknot - any track
Busted - any track
Any Manufactured Crap - take your pick
Euro-pop - see above (Death to eurovision song contest!)
Overall, worst song ever would be wannabe by the Shite Girls, Crickey! What a pile of pap, Do they hear themselves?
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 0:39, More)