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30-ish girl, English but enjoying myself in Italy.....
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30-ish girl, English but enjoying myself in Italy.....
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» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?
Talk about getting the hint.....
A few years ago my brother had been going out with a girl for a few months. Everything seemed to be fine and he went off on holiday for 3 weeks (on his own as it was October and she was busy). When he came back he called her and found out that she'd got married to someone else in his absence!? (To someone she'd met while he was away!)
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 16:49, More)
Talk about getting the hint.....
A few years ago my brother had been going out with a girl for a few months. Everything seemed to be fine and he went off on holiday for 3 weeks (on his own as it was October and she was busy). When he came back he called her and found out that she'd got married to someone else in his absence!? (To someone she'd met while he was away!)
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 16:49, More)
» Shit Stories
Years ago my brother ....
...and I were hanging around in the garden of a house that my parents had just bought and needed doing up, therefore there was no bathroom. My brother was absolutely bursting for a poo so he did it behind some trees in the garden. Later on we heard my father yelling frantically - he'd been mooching around in the garden and had come across the gargantuan turd my brother had produced...... "My god, look at this!!!" he cried, "What kind of enormous animal could have done something as DISGUSTING as this!??!" as he looked nervously around. It didn't cross his mind that it could have been human. We didn't tell him the truth for years! What is funny is that he was so shocked at the size of the turd and what monster could have produced it that when we brought it up he remembered!! :o)
(Thu 6th May 2004, 9:57, More)
Years ago my brother ....
...and I were hanging around in the garden of a house that my parents had just bought and needed doing up, therefore there was no bathroom. My brother was absolutely bursting for a poo so he did it behind some trees in the garden. Later on we heard my father yelling frantically - he'd been mooching around in the garden and had come across the gargantuan turd my brother had produced...... "My god, look at this!!!" he cried, "What kind of enormous animal could have done something as DISGUSTING as this!??!" as he looked nervously around. It didn't cross his mind that it could have been human. We didn't tell him the truth for years! What is funny is that he was so shocked at the size of the turd and what monster could have produced it that when we brought it up he remembered!! :o)
(Thu 6th May 2004, 9:57, More)
» Pure Ignorance
Cleanliness
I live in Italy and so have to put up with a lot of anti-English jokes etc. The worst was when my boss's son was going to England on a school trip and the organisers told all the parents that their children shouldn't expect to be allowed to wash for the entire week's stay as the English are notoriously dirty and don't always have showers available?!
Where did that come from?
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 10:45, More)
Cleanliness
I live in Italy and so have to put up with a lot of anti-English jokes etc. The worst was when my boss's son was going to England on a school trip and the organisers told all the parents that their children shouldn't expect to be allowed to wash for the entire week's stay as the English are notoriously dirty and don't always have showers available?!
Where did that come from?
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 10:45, More)
» Stuff You've Overheard
I was queuing to get..
into Giotto's bell tower in Florence (built in 1300s) and the American couple in front of me asked the ticket seller where the elevator was!?! I ask you!!
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 10:09, More)
I was queuing to get..
into Giotto's bell tower in Florence (built in 1300s) and the American couple in front of me asked the ticket seller where the elevator was!?! I ask you!!
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 10:09, More)
» Losing Your Virginity
The noise of the football on the telly in the background...
...is the most memorable thing about my first time. I was 18, he was 36. He tore his eyes away from the screen for just enough time that it took (almost immediately) and then went back to the game in time for the second half.
What's worse is I was so in love/lust/delusional that I thought it was great. Time has shown me that it certainly wasn't. I got my own back though - the next (and last time) we had sex I bled all over his sheets and he had to take them round to his mother's house the next day and explain the blood!! (NB - he was Italian so obviously his mother did his washing!)
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 13:42, More)
The noise of the football on the telly in the background...
...is the most memorable thing about my first time. I was 18, he was 36. He tore his eyes away from the screen for just enough time that it took (almost immediately) and then went back to the game in time for the second half.
What's worse is I was so in love/lust/delusional that I thought it was great. Time has shown me that it certainly wasn't. I got my own back though - the next (and last time) we had sex I bled all over his sheets and he had to take them round to his mother's house the next day and explain the blood!! (NB - he was Italian so obviously his mother did his washing!)
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 13:42, More)