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» Dad Jokes
just remembered another
another one of my dad's 'classics' is to stop at traffic lights (this works especially well with old people) and stare at the pedestrians waiting to cross pulling a window licker face and then shout "got any ice cream?". oh how we laugh
This is actually quite hilarious.
He also has a special bond with the word "Diplodocus" and "Balucitherium" (Pls excuse the spellings anyone who knows about dinosaurs). Example: "jesus, look at the siza of that cat - it's like a chuffing balucitherium"
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 12:05, More)
just remembered another
another one of my dad's 'classics' is to stop at traffic lights (this works especially well with old people) and stare at the pedestrians waiting to cross pulling a window licker face and then shout "got any ice cream?". oh how we laugh
This is actually quite hilarious.
He also has a special bond with the word "Diplodocus" and "Balucitherium" (Pls excuse the spellings anyone who knows about dinosaurs). Example: "jesus, look at the siza of that cat - it's like a chuffing balucitherium"
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 12:05, More)
» Dad Jokes
baddy daddy
First post! Whoo hoo
My dad has loads of bad jokes. First on the list is when visiting peoples houses he inevitably comes out with "it's been nice having me" or "the pleasure was all yours". (Shudder)
Second is saying things in threes and then saying "oh my" like in the Wizard of Oz. Example: sausage and egg and beans OH MY!
When I was a spotty teenager my dad used to poke me and sing in irritating sing-song voice "spotty muldoon, spotty muldoon, she's got spots all over her face". Like to point out that I am not called muldoon nor do I know anybody of that name.
Lastly, if anyone ever mentions the word "statue" he always says "no, it's me" (you have to read it carefully). Similarly, if you ask "where's the bin?" he says "i've been nowhere". This only works if you have a yorkshire accent like me......
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 10:14, More)
baddy daddy
First post! Whoo hoo
My dad has loads of bad jokes. First on the list is when visiting peoples houses he inevitably comes out with "it's been nice having me" or "the pleasure was all yours". (Shudder)
Second is saying things in threes and then saying "oh my" like in the Wizard of Oz. Example: sausage and egg and beans OH MY!
When I was a spotty teenager my dad used to poke me and sing in irritating sing-song voice "spotty muldoon, spotty muldoon, she's got spots all over her face". Like to point out that I am not called muldoon nor do I know anybody of that name.
Lastly, if anyone ever mentions the word "statue" he always says "no, it's me" (you have to read it carefully). Similarly, if you ask "where's the bin?" he says "i've been nowhere". This only works if you have a yorkshire accent like me......
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 10:14, More)