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These are the STORTROOPERS of Orinoko (Mr kitty) me and our 2 cats ronnie and reggie. Stortroopers are a brain child of some friends of ours so if you use one somewhere make sure to give them a mention.

lovely lovely Bud made me a certificate, it is the first one I have ever had :)

I am also lucky enough to have an Enigmatic made certificate

The Katamari Damacy birthday cake I made.

This is this years cake

This is a picture I got talked into having done in Paris, it cost a quite a bit but it was worth it because it does actually look like me.

What Your Underwear Says About You

When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!

You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.

The Underwear Oracle

Functional Lifelike Unit Responsible for Online Killing, Immediate Troubleshooting and Thorough Yelling

my pet!

Like a Ninja Turtle, only less green, with no shell, and I don't worship a giant deformed rat. Much.
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.

You are snopes.com You like to prove people wrong. Your friends rely on you for the truth, but you're not perfect. You once made a rocket car.
Which Website are You?

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» The Worst Journey in the World

I normally have terrible journeys
I have had 2 people have epileptic fits one sitting beside me on a train and the other sitting behind me on a plane but there is one that springs to mind on my way back from my parents.

journey - Galasheils to Aldershot

Someone jumped infront of the bus (not my bus but one going the other way) on the way into Edinburgh and their head went through the windscreen.
Someone died of a heart attack in my carriage on the way from Edinburgh to London.
The train from London to Aldershot had no working lights.

I was a nervous wreck when I got home after seeing 2 people die infront of me and then being forced to sit in the dark for 45 minutes with lots of strangers. I have never been so glad to be home in all my life.
(Thu 7th Sep 2006, 12:58, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Why me!
Ok, I work part time so when the postman comes to deliver something I am usually in. The first post is normally quite early so i'm either in my PJ's or dressing gown. We buy loads of stuff on the internet so there is generally stuff to sign for.

Thus postman only knows me looking a right mess, until one day when I spot him in town delivering to the shops. I naturally give him a smile and a hello and he looks at me blankly for a few seconds and then says at the top of his voice in a crowded shopping centre "Hi, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on"

Needless to say I wanted the ground to swallow me up! and he went the same colour as his post bag bless.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 16:54, More)

» Best Comebacks

always gets people
I work in a hippy/head/new age type shop now I don't make a habbit of being rude to the customers but do get some daft people comming in asking lots of silly questions.

The question at the top of the list is always "so do you have magical powers then?" and my answer generally goes something along the lines of "they are obviously on the blink today because you are still standing there!". Now normally people just laugh nervously but one day this guy just turned on his heels and went to walk out, before he got to the door I managed to blurt out "oh no they are working"
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 15:55, More)

» Fire!

Ok this is a bit of a long one so stick with me.
My mum and dad have a pub and they also have a house back in the village I grew up in that they rent out. Every year this little village has a fetival which is just an excuse for a massive 3 day piss up, this year me and my boyfriend were invited to go an stay with my parents in their house for the festival because the tennant had just moved out.

There was very little in the house just beds, sofa, chairs, firdge and a cooker but mum being very practical packed up the car and brough loads of stuff with her. Cut to the first morning in the house and mum has brought some yummy bacon with her from the pub and sets out to make bacon butties to set us up for a day of drinking.

I am in the living room setting up the garden table so we can eat and my other half is helping mum in the kitchen. It was at that point I hear the words "what is that funny smell?" followed by shrieks from my mum.

In her haste to unpack she had put a pile of tupperware boxes on top of the cooker. She had forgotten to remove them before starting to cook the bacon. The tupperware was now melting and dripping down through the grill onto the grill pan and catching fire. My boyfriend acted quickly as my mum went into a complete tizzy, he took off the boxes which meant the remains caught fire, threw a tea towel in the sink soaked it and put it on top of the cooker. Alas the stuff of the grill pan was still burning and now the tea towel was in danger of catching fire, the grill pan was dumped in the sink and both taps turned on.

My mum was going crazy saying dad was going to kill her at which point he emerged from the shower to thick clouds of toxic plastic smoke and asks "whats happened has there been an accident?" with in a heartbeat all three of us said "no".
When he saw the mess he burst out laughing and spent the rest of the day telling everyone how a trainned chef with her own restaurant nearly burn the house down making bacon sarnies.

I think the tea towel is still welded to the top of the cooker with molten plastic.
(Thu 3rd Nov 2005, 9:49, More)

» Crappy Prizes

our crap prize.
One day I got home from work to find one of those "we have a package for you " cards stuffed through the door. So we trundled round to the post office to collect or package trying in vein to figure out what we had ordered.
We get there I sign for it and we step outside to open it up, inside the bubble wrap envelope s a copy of the MEN IN BLACK soundtrack - not even the bloody DVD tight gits!!! and a cover note saying simply "Congratulations, you have won a men in black CD"

We still to this day have no idea who sent it or what competition we had entered in order to win such a crap prize.

On a better note the best prize I have ever won was the swizzles matlow one they do each month in which I had to invent a new product. They sent me a suitcase load of their yummy sweets but they still haven't put my sherbet filled ice lolly into production as far as I know, shame.
(Thu 4th Aug 2005, 18:41, More)
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