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» Dad Jokes

Robinson Cruesoe
My mates dad always used to say

'it's good news about old robinson cruesoe... he's leaving friday'

After which he just used to stare at my ignorant and bemused expression until i was 7 and actually got it.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 12:09, More)

» Dad Jokes

memory
the best joke my dad and my mom ever do is that one where they ring you with some important information about some distant relative you haven't see for 8 years.

Then they ring back an hour later and tell you the same bit of information again - without an ounce of irony.

Time to start saving for that nursing home me thinks.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 12:32, More)