» Dad Jokes

My Dad is a bit reserved...
Humour rather happened to other people. However when eating peas at tea time he used to say:

"I eat my peas with honey,
I've done so all my life,
It makes the peas taste funny,
but it keeps them on the knife"

Hilarious. Mind you it made a change to hear the old boy speak. Also everytime you wondered over some unidentifiable object in your meal he would say:

"Don't shout, or wave it about, or everyone will want one too!"

This was from the old joke about flys in soup. Everytime. WIthout fail.

Mind you I must be kind, my daughter is five and I find myself cracking crap jokes all the time. Its heart warming to see them laugh like drains over the oldest, lamest jokes you can remember - I guess you don't realise when your little girls' all grown up *sniff*
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 14:16, More)