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Not a photogenic puppy

This is my first attempt at a proper picture.
Edit: Omg first FP! Thank you!
(Sun 18th Jan 2004, 21:26, More)

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» Not Losing Your Virginity

Damn you Bacon Fries
I was in the pub with some friends, enjoying a packet of Bacon Fries. After finishing them, I proceeded to cover my nose and mouth with the bag and breathe in and out, inhaling the bacony goodness. A girl came over and asked if I hyperventilated, because she did. Had I been sober, I would've realised this was her attempting to chat me up. As it was, I laughed at her and told her I just enjoyed sniffing crisp packets.

She went back over to her table and started to cry, presumably because she'd made a fool of herself. What made it worse was that she looked over and for some reason I gave her a thumbs up. She sheepishly gave me one back while fighting back the tears.

Good times.
(Sun 29th Oct 2006, 20:35, More)

» Phobias

Ice and insects
Shivers down my spine? The sound of scraping ice.

Make me run out of a room screaming like a girl? Moths and daddy-long-legs (aka crane flies). I'm slowly overcoming my mothophobia (I can just about deal with small ones), but daddy-long-legs are the spawn of satan and should all die.

Do you know if you catch one (not that I'd get within 100 metres) in your hands, their legs fall off? *shudder*

Edit: Oh, also the thought of chewing tin foil.
(Thu 10th Apr 2008, 14:28, More)

» Irrational Hatred

Martine McCutcheon
(Sun 3rd Apr 2011, 16:06, More)