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» Dad Jokes

unique joke (there's a reason)
The joke my dad always comes out with whenever we are all together as a family is:

"What has four legs, feathers, and a brick in the middle?"

(sighs) "Don't know, Dad"

"A feather bed"

(deeper sighs) "What's the brick for, Dad?"

"That's to make it hard."

(groans all round)

He also used to be in the habit of making 'improving' remarks such as "A place for everything and everything in its place" and then qualifying them by saying that was "Proverbs 32 verse 1 (2, etc)".

It was years later that we finally figured out that the book of Proverbs has only 31 chapters...
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 13:23, More)