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Scarborough Poo
On a highly charged geography field trip to Scarborough when I was 14, a friend of mine was slightly drunk and decided to piss out of his hotel window onto the proprietor’s patio below. Stunned by this remarkable act of bravado, we dared our friend to shit out of the window the following night, a challenge which he duly responded to by dropping a staggering load from his 4th floor room, making somewhat of a pat on the hotel managers paving below. The following night we were all called into the dining area where our teacher quizzed us as to why the hotel proprietor had slipped over whilst pacing around his patio at night, on what he confessed to the teacher as being a fried egg (???). At which point my friend, blinded by the sheer ignorance of the managers mistake, quite foolishly claimed “it wasn’t an egg, it was a poo!”. My teacher didn’t have the heart to tell the manager, but made my friend apologise and write 20 sides of lines of “it wasn’t an egg, it was a poo” and have each signed by his parents.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 20:15, More)
Scarborough Poo
On a highly charged geography field trip to Scarborough when I was 14, a friend of mine was slightly drunk and decided to piss out of his hotel window onto the proprietor’s patio below. Stunned by this remarkable act of bravado, we dared our friend to shit out of the window the following night, a challenge which he duly responded to by dropping a staggering load from his 4th floor room, making somewhat of a pat on the hotel managers paving below. The following night we were all called into the dining area where our teacher quizzed us as to why the hotel proprietor had slipped over whilst pacing around his patio at night, on what he confessed to the teacher as being a fried egg (???). At which point my friend, blinded by the sheer ignorance of the managers mistake, quite foolishly claimed “it wasn’t an egg, it was a poo!”. My teacher didn’t have the heart to tell the manager, but made my friend apologise and write 20 sides of lines of “it wasn’t an egg, it was a poo” and have each signed by his parents.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 20:15, More)
» Impromptu Games You Play
Cone
Cone is a Herculean game of skill and agility which requires you to keep tapping a ball (or a suitable substitute) in the air with the palm of you hands (like kick ups but with your hands!). At least 2 players pass the cone randomly to each other throughout a zone and only 2 taps are allowed before passing. Points are awarded for outlandish flair and unqualified arrogance in your coning abilities.
Several of my friends have slipped into the forlorn word of Cone players when we invented the game/sport using pine cones (hence the name) one day at the park. We are currently developing a university wide Cone society and our website will be available soon at www.gottolovethecone.co.uk
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 12:20, More)
Cone
Cone is a Herculean game of skill and agility which requires you to keep tapping a ball (or a suitable substitute) in the air with the palm of you hands (like kick ups but with your hands!). At least 2 players pass the cone randomly to each other throughout a zone and only 2 taps are allowed before passing. Points are awarded for outlandish flair and unqualified arrogance in your coning abilities.
Several of my friends have slipped into the forlorn word of Cone players when we invented the game/sport using pine cones (hence the name) one day at the park. We are currently developing a university wide Cone society and our website will be available soon at www.gottolovethecone.co.uk
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 12:20, More)