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The best one is the phone ringing and him saying "If it's for me don't answer it." Cracks me up every time. And the old deaf one - I'll be watching tv and I'd say something like "Is that one deaf or something?" and he'll just go, "Pardon?" Fucking hilarious.

The worst one is when he says "he just can't pull himself together". Someone says "who?" and he replies "Humpty Dumpty" or some shit like that - there are about ten of those.
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 19:41, More)