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3 of his favourites
Anyone that wants to get past him when he's clogging up the passageway: 'Scuse me.
Dad: Why, what've you done?

When walking through shops, I'd have to take massive detours to avoid coming anywhere near any girls clothes, or he'd pick up a frilly dress ment for a 6yr old and attempt to hold it against me saying "this'd look nice on you Michael".

And lastly, he will insist on trying to make me hold his hand when crossing zebra crossings.

Needless to say, the last 2 were funny when I was small, very funny when I was a teenager, and absolutely hilarious now I'm 26, engaged and living in my own house.

*sigh*

My fiancee's step-dad convinced her that pork pies were made from dead animals from the zoo ("the grey bits are rhinos!"). She couldn't eat pork pie for years, while he would tuck in, occasionally exclaiming "oh look, there's a bit of giraffe".
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 22:13, More)