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I wanna see him do this trick

(Fri 24th May 2002, 14:33, More)

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» When I met the parents

honest, this is a true story
A friend of mine met his girlfriends parents for the first time, he was invited round for dinner. The family had a pet dog, a small yappy thing. After the meal was finished he tried to be helpful by clearing the plates away, he moved his chair back and put the back legs down through the dogs skull, needless to say his relationship lasted about as long as the dogs life... (about three seconds!)
(Mon 23rd May 2005, 13:08, More)

» Mini Cabs From Hell

My friend Stuart had his wallet stolen from his back pocket whilst giving a blowjob to some guy in a club toilet. He didn't find this out until he was in the cab home.

I know this isn't really about how bad cab drivers are but it's still a funny story!
(Fri 28th May 2004, 14:28, More)