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» When animals attack...

bastard kids get whats coming to them
I used to live next door to these little kids who were about 5 and 7. They were right little bastards.
They were out in the garden and I could hear them saying something about a cat, then all I heard was a loud scream and one of them shouted "argh mummy i'm bleeding", I loved my evil cat ever since.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 16:44, More)

» How I Skive Off Work

listening to walkman in class
another method if you dont have long hair is to feed the ear piece through your shirt so it comes out of your sleeve and sit there with your head resting on your hand and the ear piece in your ear. If anyone comes near just move your hand away. Whos says you dont learn anything at school
(Tue 3rd May 2005, 0:14, More)

» How I Skive Off Work

making men out of fruit and straws and cocktail sticks
When I worked in a bar in this bistro there was no one in in the daytime, we were supposed to clean up stuff etc, Me and other like minded bar staff used to make men out of fruit and other bar stuff, the best was a orange man with a beer mat thrown and those cocktail parisols. Also I made a man from straw with working legs joints made from cocktail sticks, and we also found out that you could throw things at the desk fan and it would ping them out at random angles. Then we got into cutting up leaflets and doing old skool photoshops with them. Iv got pics on my phone but I cant be arsed to email them because im pay as u go and it costs a bomb to connect. Meh!
(Mon 2nd May 2005, 18:43, More)