» My Worst Date

Blind date, I would of had to of been !
In my infinite wisdom as a youth was convinced to go on a blind date by a “good friend”, Deal was I would meet said young lady outside the romantic location of the local train station and take it from there....

Events transpired as follows;

- Me stood there & spy’s comically large girl in exceptionally bright pink sweater walking across car park in my general direction,
- Me thinks ….you cant be serious ?
- Her “ Hi are you Chris”
- Me, (thinking on my feet) pull’s my best confused and quizzical face, “no luv, I’m waiting for my wife”
- Me...makes sly exit,
- Her stood there looking suitably awkward
- Me...makes some random excuse to our mutual “good friend” about my non-attendance

Anyhoo....Skip forward about two weeks, out for drinks with my “good friends” and who should walk into pub ( in the same unfeasibley bright jumper I might add )

Her mate, Hi "X" this is Chris who I told you about, X gives me a suitably female like scowl & I apparently adopted a rosy shade that put her jumper to shame, needless to say I experienced a suitably awkward evening!

That was the first and last blind date i was ever stupid enough to do!

P.s never try to cross a woman!, this was 5 years ago and, and my “wickedness” it is still brought out to haunt me at regular intervals!!
(Fri 22nd Oct 2004, 12:40, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

Fancy a drink
When the misses ask you if you fancy a drink and you say Mmm "nice cup of tea", instead of pint please luv
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 14:11, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

The Queens English!
LO ppl R U O.K, dis B3ta iz wkd init....lol, ;o) Ne-way u fink dat dis iz like propal talk n dat? Cuz I iz

L8r PPL


Is it just me or are you old when this all makes no sense what so ever ! , God help this country and our beloved Chavs!
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 13:55, More)