» Clients Are Stupid

Used to work in indie computer shop...
Sorry if any of you live in melton mowbray (really, I am..) - I'm sure you were an exception.. but by God that town's full of idiots!

Random favourites....

customer: (OUTRAGED) This isn't a butcher's!

or

customer: can i have the rugby ball in the window please?

me: nope. there isn't one. sorry.

customer: yes there is!

me: i'm sure there isn't. would you like to show me. if it's there i'll sell you it.

(exit stage right...)

me and customer stood outside shop. customer points proudly at rugby ball in the window

customer: (SMUGLY)There!

me: ah... i see. That'll be the rugby ball in the sports shop next door, then.

or

Mad old woman: I'm looking for the new daniel o'donnell tape.

me: Aren't we all, love?
(Fri 2nd Jan 2004, 20:50, More)