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» When animals attack...
Foot-fetishist cats
Last year I was staying in a log-cabin in the Swiss Alps. It didn't have a bathroom, so first thing in the morning I had to walk about 100 yards from the cabin to the shower block. One morning I was making this walk wearing a pair of flip-flops when I crossed paths with a rather fat cat. I stopped to stroke it, but it seemed more interested in my big toe. In fact, it seemed interested in eating it. I tried to carry on walking, but it walked with me. I started to run. So did the cat. Cue the scene of me wearing nothing but a towel and flip-flops, being chased across a campsite by an overweight cat. It only lost interest when I locked myself in a shower cubicle...
(Sat 4th Jun 2005, 16:46, More)
Foot-fetishist cats
Last year I was staying in a log-cabin in the Swiss Alps. It didn't have a bathroom, so first thing in the morning I had to walk about 100 yards from the cabin to the shower block. One morning I was making this walk wearing a pair of flip-flops when I crossed paths with a rather fat cat. I stopped to stroke it, but it seemed more interested in my big toe. In fact, it seemed interested in eating it. I tried to carry on walking, but it walked with me. I started to run. So did the cat. Cue the scene of me wearing nothing but a towel and flip-flops, being chased across a campsite by an overweight cat. It only lost interest when I locked myself in a shower cubicle...
(Sat 4th Jun 2005, 16:46, More)
» My Worst Vomit
cat+puke=carnage
My worst vomit was not, amazingly, alcohol-related, as it happened when i was about 5. I was feeling a little queasy, as children do from time to time. Unfortunately my cat happened to be passing at the time. Cue one panicking puke-covered cat leaving a trail of carrots in its wake as it flees my carroty bombardment...
(Sat 21st Aug 2004, 17:02, More)
cat+puke=carnage
My worst vomit was not, amazingly, alcohol-related, as it happened when i was about 5. I was feeling a little queasy, as children do from time to time. Unfortunately my cat happened to be passing at the time. Cue one panicking puke-covered cat leaving a trail of carrots in its wake as it flees my carroty bombardment...
(Sat 21st Aug 2004, 17:02, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
for some reason
the last flight of Concorde brought a tear to my eye. I don't really know why; I'm not particularly patriotic and it was ultimately a white elephant air limo for people with too much money, but I guess I'm a sucker for emotive, melodramatic TV coverage.
(Sat 16th Apr 2005, 21:22, More)
for some reason
the last flight of Concorde brought a tear to my eye. I don't really know why; I'm not particularly patriotic and it was ultimately a white elephant air limo for people with too much money, but I guess I'm a sucker for emotive, melodramatic TV coverage.
(Sat 16th Apr 2005, 21:22, More)
» People with Stupid Names
In the airport
waiting to board a package flight a few weeks ago, I heard a chavette call her son by the name 'Fabio'.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 20:16, More)
In the airport
waiting to board a package flight a few weeks ago, I heard a chavette call her son by the name 'Fabio'.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 20:16, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
Again not strictly a client
But a friend in my uni class back in first year was running into course problems thanks to his fondness for pot. He was talking in the pub with me and a group of friends about how he was trying to kick the habit. "Have you tried cold turkey?" asked one.
"Yeah, I tried having turkey sandwiches, but it didn't make any difference."
To be fair, he wasn't from this country.
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 17:48, More)
Again not strictly a client
But a friend in my uni class back in first year was running into course problems thanks to his fondness for pot. He was talking in the pub with me and a group of friends about how he was trying to kick the habit. "Have you tried cold turkey?" asked one.
"Yeah, I tried having turkey sandwiches, but it didn't make any difference."
To be fair, he wasn't from this country.
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 17:48, More)