b3ta.com user Top chumps
Hebtro make trousers and shirts and boots and jumpers, and will sell them to you using this internet hyperlink. All made in the UK and ideal as gifts for blokes. JUST BUY A JUMPER OK?
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» Clients Are Stupid

Whilst working at a travel agents...
...selling round-the-world tickets to a couple of (rich) gap year students:

Customer A: "So we'll be in Sydney for new year then?"
Me: "Yes"
Customer A: "Is it their summer then?"
Me: "Yes"
Customer B: "So when do Australians celebrate Christmas?"
Me: "July"
Customer B: "Really?"
Me: "No"
(Wed 31st Dec 2003, 14:51, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

My mother always told me...
"If you don't stop pulling at your toggle [penis], it'll be down to your knees"

Oh, how she lied!
(Sun 18th Jan 2004, 20:55, More)