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I am a boy. I live in Manchester.

Recent front page messages:

Afternoon everybody

(Mon 12th Apr 2010, 12:47, More)

Don't let it be said I'm useless in the kitchen.

(Wed 7th Apr 2010, 18:16, More)

How do you make a cat go "woof"?
Shite, Ninjabread's down
(Mon 15th Mar 2010, 19:20, More)

(Wed 8th Aug 2007, 14:13, More)

I also have it in hardback.

(Fri 13th Apr 2007, 11:06, More)

Don't think I'll get mithered at all next year.

(Tue 31st Oct 2006, 18:41, More)

I love you.

(Tue 31st Oct 2006, 13:30, More)

(Fri 9th Jun 2006, 11:26, More)

(Fri 12th May 2006, 18:29, More)

Rarr! It am be Spider Teim!

(Sun 2nd Oct 2005, 12:07, More)

FPed, ta most kindly!
(Sun 18th Sep 2005, 16:08, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Panic Buying

Ha, christmas shopping? I did that over a year ago!
Oh shit.
(Sat 24th Dec 2005, 21:19, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

I love RAS syndrome
Sometimes people use an acronym alongside the words already contained in the acronym. Examples include:

- PIN number (personal identification number number)
- UPC code (universal product code code)
- CSS style sheets (cascading style sheets style sheets)

This is called RAS syndrome (redundant acronym syndrome syndrome).
(Fri 9th Apr 2010, 11:24, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

Canesten Oral and Cream Duo
It comes in two parts - a pill and a cream. Now, the adverts show poor thrush-suffering lady placing pill in mouth, taking a sip of water and swallowing. It's a clear demonstration of how to use the product.

But they never show what to do with the cream.
(Tue 20th Apr 2010, 22:13, More)

» Fancy Dress

Halloween 2004 ...
Me as Hitler (months before that Harry got in the act), housemate as werewolf.

However, on completion of my costume I was reminded the girl I had recently started dating, and would be accompanying me to the party was in fact from Germany.

Luckily, she thought it was hilarious, and even let me keep the moustache on in bed.
(Mon 16th Jan 2006, 20:33, More)

» Cars

I asked a girl what she wanted to be.
She wanted to be an actress, and have me chauffeur her around. But, turned out she didn't even have a car.
(Mon 26th Apr 2010, 21:53, More)
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