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» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

Gerry Marsden
Odourous, obnoxious self important scouse "star" Gerry Marsden was once doing a show at the Liverpool Playhouse. At the interval he asked for the disabled audience members to be removed from the stalls as they were making to much noise. After the interval we moved them to the front row of the stalls and told them not to worry about getting excited and making noise.

He is an objectionable, squattish, talentless scrubber.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 9:39, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

aged 4 or 5
me mam told me that Thunder was the sound caused by clouds bumping into each other. Cut to Sixth Form Geography and meterology, some idiot gave the reply to the same question.

Thunder is not caused by clouds bumping into each other.
(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 10:39, More)