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» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
dead embarassed...
some poor sod back in year 9 had the misfortune for his dad to die. he came back after a long absence on the day that our technology projects were due in. when he had a damn good one complete (better than my half arsed effort) despite being absent for a few weeks i immediatly jumped in and said "i bet your dad did it for you didnt he?"........ imagine the silence? i wished i wasnt there. quite luckily, and for some unknown reason, the guy had a good retort: "how could he? he is dead!" i couldnt muster a reply to this so turned and walked away... looking back on it, its funny as hell, but i sure felt bad at the time.
oh, and there was the time when i went to dublin with the girlfreind and the folks. i spent the entire week looking for a nun, but didnt see one, until the duty free shop at the airport on the way home. i turned, saw her, and my face lit up with glee as i pointed, and shouted NUN!!! (very father jack style...) at the top of my voice. about on the 3rd or 4th exclamation mark my girlfreind clamped a hand on my mouth and dragged me out by the head (not bad for a wee slip of a gel) as the entire airport (or so it felt) went silent and stared at me, as if i had never seen a nun before. i had never seen a nun before infact.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 22:26, More)
dead embarassed...
some poor sod back in year 9 had the misfortune for his dad to die. he came back after a long absence on the day that our technology projects were due in. when he had a damn good one complete (better than my half arsed effort) despite being absent for a few weeks i immediatly jumped in and said "i bet your dad did it for you didnt he?"........ imagine the silence? i wished i wasnt there. quite luckily, and for some unknown reason, the guy had a good retort: "how could he? he is dead!" i couldnt muster a reply to this so turned and walked away... looking back on it, its funny as hell, but i sure felt bad at the time.
oh, and there was the time when i went to dublin with the girlfreind and the folks. i spent the entire week looking for a nun, but didnt see one, until the duty free shop at the airport on the way home. i turned, saw her, and my face lit up with glee as i pointed, and shouted NUN!!! (very father jack style...) at the top of my voice. about on the 3rd or 4th exclamation mark my girlfreind clamped a hand on my mouth and dragged me out by the head (not bad for a wee slip of a gel) as the entire airport (or so it felt) went silent and stared at me, as if i had never seen a nun before. i had never seen a nun before infact.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 22:26, More)
» Slang Survey
viz related shenanigans.
similar to a previous post, we have the word "twunt", a combination of t*at and c*nt...
oh, and the wonderful word "fitbin", which i have no idea what it actually means, but it is according to rogers profanisorus "the rudest word in existance", so it must be both true and good/bad.
(Tue 3rd Feb 2004, 10:39, More)
viz related shenanigans.
similar to a previous post, we have the word "twunt", a combination of t*at and c*nt...
oh, and the wonderful word "fitbin", which i have no idea what it actually means, but it is according to rogers profanisorus "the rudest word in existance", so it must be both true and good/bad.
(Tue 3rd Feb 2004, 10:39, More)