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26 f belfast

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, rampaging across the hotel lobby! It is Bum Plops, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a booming bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you so hard, your momma won't recognize you!!"

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Recent front page messages:

i know its really bad like but...


i just can't stop laughing at my own attempts at doing the hand holding the milkshake...

sorry!

oh whoopies all round...fp!!! ta all.....i'd like to thank god....my family...blah blah
(Wed 11th Feb 2004, 19:50, More)

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» Pure Ignorance


Years ago Mr Bum Plops and I trotted merrily along to buy our first ever mobile phones.

The sales assistant was lovely, describing how to turn them on, how to scroll through menus, how to charge etc.

He started to show us how to insert the battery and had, in the process, removed one from the back of one of the phones.

Mr Bum Plops decided to ask about how to add credit to the phone (those scratch off pay-as-you-go vouchers)and came out with...

"So is this where you slot in the voucher?"

The sales assistant and I promptly burst out laughing.

Bless him....he's smart really.....honest...
(Thu 13th Jan 2005, 19:23, More)

» Local Nutters

belfast nutters
there doesn't actually seem to be many nutters in belfast....oh wait....hang on...

apart from all the ones elected in local government to run this country
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 12:50, More)

» People with Stupid Names

A teeny list...

1. Michael Hunt

2. Ciara Shufflebottom (apparently this surname is quite common but oh how we chortled as kids)

3. and a lady i know married into being Myrtle Turtle...
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 10:44, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

oh another one...

crabsticks....those pink/white efforts???


taste like.....two words...


used condoms....
(Thu 15th Jul 2004, 14:46, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

flumps/marshmallows!!!!
foamy, frothy, mushy, pappy, pulpous, pulpy, quaggy, squashy, squelchy, squishy, soapy tasting turds!


grr
(Thu 15th Jul 2004, 14:34, More)
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