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This is my b3ta trump, with illustration by The Neville:

I wouldn't mind betting this is the only image ever posted on b3ta that was made with LaTeX:

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Recent front page messages:

Dad joke incoming!

(Sun 25th Jul 2021, 20:23, More)

So, yeah.
(Thu 18th Jun 2015, 13:31, More)

Well it amused me and that's the main thing.

(Tue 5th May 2015, 12:05, More)

Best answers to questions:

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

In the USSR, a common punishment for those convicted of political crimes was to be sent to a labour camp in the middle of the Russian wilderness.
This meant that if you did something that annoyed Stalin, he put you on the naughty steppe.
(Mon 30th Dec 2019, 23:04, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

"How did you get on in the wanking competition, darling?"
"Well I didn't come first, but I held my own."
(Sat 27th Jul 2019, 20:25, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I've been intensively studying the piano for five years, and all I can play is one Beethoven sonata.
It's Pathétique.
(Thu 25th Aug 2022, 18:39, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I'm opening a trad-Irish-themed gay club.
It's going to be called Sodom And Begorrah.
(Sat 1st Jan 2022, 19:08, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What's the deadliest curry?
Biryani, because it's got rice in.
(Thu 5th Aug 2021, 13:26, More)
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