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This is my b3ta trump, with illustration by The Neville:

I wouldn't mind betting this is the only image ever posted on b3ta that was made with LaTeX:

Yay for adverts that inadvertantly promote gaymo bumsexualism!


Recent front page messages:

Dad joke incoming!

(Sun 25th Jul 2021, 20:23, More)

So, yeah.

(Thu 18th Jun 2015, 13:31, More)

Well it amused me and that's the main thing.

(Tue 5th May 2015, 12:05, More)

Best answers to questions:

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

In the USSR, a common punishment for those convicted of political crimes was to be sent to a labour camp in the middle of the Russian wilderness.
This meant that if you did something that annoyed Stalin, he put you on the naughty steppe.
(Mon 30th Dec 2019, 23:04, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

"How did you get on in the wanking competition, darling?"
"Well I didn't come first, but I held my own."
(Sat 27th Jul 2019, 20:25, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What's the deadliest curry?
Biryani, because it's got rice in.
(Thu 5th Aug 2021, 13:26, More)

» Acting out your fantasies

Fantasies, eh?
Well there was this one time Margaery Tyrell noshed me off while Cersei and Danaerys had an oily naked catfight to see who got to do me next.

(It was a dead heat, so they had to take turns on me.)
(Mon 17th Feb 2014, 15:45, More)

» "Well, that escalated quickly"

Was in the taxi rushing to pick up some last-minute Christmas shopping.
I thought a toy gun would be a great present for a young nephew of mine.

Boy, was that ever a bad idea!
(Thu 9th Jan 2014, 15:12, More)
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