» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

There are a couple...
...apart from Slough.

At college, I went to a 'classy' party at a club above megabowl, after several straight JD's I go to the bog, only to then be woken by bouncers kicking the door open, and assisting me out, as 'the club closed an hour ago' - think I was about 3 hours lost...I then found my mates outside, still waiting for taxi, and promptly fell asleesp on a bridge, which in't that strange me thinks...

But, the best one, by far, is the time, shortly after breaking up with the ex, the real headfu*k stupid c*** who robbed me blind (another story). Was at a mates house for the weekend, and had to have words with my best mate who had a reputation as a proper p***head, and a C*** to boot, as they had a new flatmate and wanted to make a good impression. The good news for them is that he behaved himself. The bad news for them, is that thinking I'ddone such a good job telling him to behave himself, I had 'one too many.' To cut a, probably, long story short, I woke up in the morning with my face on the carpet, my feet were halfway up the stairs (i'm tall, and my legs/feet are still attached), with my head surrounded by what can only be described as 'pure black' - something which had come out of my body, which was the purest black I think I have ever seen, no idea what it was, i think i had been drinking bacardi (wtf?). I have clear memory of lying there seemingly paralysed having a conversation with aforementioned new flatmate, unable to move, or really speak, with people going up and down stairs over me.

Still, the carpet - a good few years on - still has black stains, even after my mate cleared up my deposits (poor guy!), and I don't often get asked back. Still, sleeping at that angle has to be good once in a while....

click i like this, make me feel good....

Incidentally, , brie is nice.
(Sat 30th Dec 2006, 0:05, More)

» Premonitions

reverse premonition...?
the night before a big rugby game (semi-final or something), i had a dream about meeting a particularly attractive young lady and hitting it off with her, to this day i can remember her name was 'won', needless to same my team only went and f****** lost the game and get knocked out, is that a reverse premonition type thing?
(Fri 19th Nov 2004, 13:19, More)

» Breakin' The Law

kind of me, kind of not, but at uni....
it was a mates 21st, we'd been smoking all day, and drinking all day, went to the union to continue til closing time, when we decided to go to the party he was holding at his house. On the walk there, we all thought we'd take the shortcut through the (locked) park, and proceeded to clamber over a 10ft metal gate (quite a feat in that state!), walking thru the park, trying not to get attacked by tramps, we thought it would be a good idea to turn up with a memorable 21st present for my mate, at 2am there weren't many options, but a massive bench, between 8 or so of us, seemed appropriate, plus it'd give us somewhere to collapse at his party. So we carried this bench through the park, and got it over the fence out of the park, and were merrily walking up the street carrying it, needless to say, right on cue, the local law enforcement officers drive past in their motor, we drop the bench, and leg it, except one of my mates doesn't leg it very well at all, and gets collared. The law had some words, drove him back to the bench, made him help carry the bench back to the park and chuck it back over the fence! He didn't get arrested, but the 2 cops gave him some student bashing verbals whilst depositing the bench back in the park - but the funniest thing was, another of my friends came out of hiding, stopped the police car with my friend in the back, and asked directions to the party!
Sorry about long post, it was funny, honest!!!
(Fri 9th Jan 2004, 14:11, More)