» Mix Tapes

Dildo
My ex was a bit of an arty psycho, so after I broke up with her she sent me a copy of the first Dido album (No Angel) with the songs about being miserable and alone highlighted.

I returned it with the songs about telling a partner to fuck off highlighted.
(Fri 8th Feb 2008, 17:28, More)

» Redundant technology

Mobile
My phone has a keypad with numbers on it. Touching the screen doesn't do anything. How antiquated.
(Fri 5th Nov 2010, 16:04, More)

» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

Wipage
I don't feel ashamed telling anyone this, in fact I feel a certain pride.

About seven years ago, after drinking a heinous amount in the Leicester (luckily, it's the only time I've ever been there), I decided to wipe my man-snake on the driver's side door handle of a car.

But this wasn't just any car, it was a Ferrari. And it wasn't just any Ferrari - it belonged to Robbie Savage.

*Cue rough tackle jokes*
(Sun 15th Mar 2009, 17:05, More)

» "You're doing it wrong"

Wacko
Until very recently (and I'm nearly 30), I thought the Jacksons were singing about spending the night in Bristol, when blaming it on the Boogie.
(Fri 16th Jul 2010, 13:13, More)

» Celebrities part II

While on the beers in Leicester in 2001....
....I wiped my knob of the driver's door handle of Robbie Savage's Ferrari.

At least, I was told it was his Ferrari.
(Sun 11th Oct 2009, 21:29, More)