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Lost American. Just here to chew bubblegum and waste time. And I'm all out of gum. Well, there's always cigarettes! Ech, they taste terrible- very hard to blow bubbles.
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Lost American. Just here to chew bubblegum and waste time. And I'm all out of gum. Well, there's always cigarettes! Ech, they taste terrible- very hard to blow bubbles.
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» Have you ever started a fire?
Youth and Clumsiness
Sometime in my college years I tossed a cig into a bathroom trashcan where it lit up the various snot-rags and soiled feminine products wrapped in toilet paper. I didn't find out about it until the next day when I was chastised and denounced for being stupid drunk. I was, sure.
When I was a young curious child, the magnifying glass was a fascinating device to burn holes in dry leaves. The old couch on my porch happened to be in the rays of the sun this day. Hmmm, I wonder what would happen. After focusing the glass on the couch cover, it quickly turned red and began to lightly smoke... Then the guts of the cushion began to burn. Is it hot out here? OH SHIT! I ran to find some suitable extinguishing device (i.e. container of water) and eventually put the thing out. It was my only "couch-burning party" and not a lot of fun. I never burned another leaf after that.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 8:14, More)
Youth and Clumsiness
Sometime in my college years I tossed a cig into a bathroom trashcan where it lit up the various snot-rags and soiled feminine products wrapped in toilet paper. I didn't find out about it until the next day when I was chastised and denounced for being stupid drunk. I was, sure.
When I was a young curious child, the magnifying glass was a fascinating device to burn holes in dry leaves. The old couch on my porch happened to be in the rays of the sun this day. Hmmm, I wonder what would happen. After focusing the glass on the couch cover, it quickly turned red and began to lightly smoke... Then the guts of the cushion began to burn. Is it hot out here? OH SHIT! I ran to find some suitable extinguishing device (i.e. container of water) and eventually put the thing out. It was my only "couch-burning party" and not a lot of fun. I never burned another leaf after that.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 8:14, More)