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Yarr, just here to have some photofun. This is my current favourite. I give you Otter Von Bismarck. Image hosted by Photobucket.com

First attempt with graphics tablet pen thingy.

Was member for ages without posting cos I had 56k and that is so slow. Wooo Yay thank god for broadband, now I can join in

My first shot at animation.
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Words that make me laugh (for no apparent reason.)


Nerd rating. Ha I'm not nerdy, I'm suspiciously cool.
I am nerdier than 8% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

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» Worst Nicknames Ever

Favourite nickname
Is that apparently referees know Niel Warnock as Colin, specifically cos his name is an anagram of Colin Wanker
(Fri 19th May 2006, 15:36, More)

» Driven to Madness

Driven to distraction by
Jacomo adverts.
It's not stylish or fashionable.
It's scruffy clothes for fat blokes.
(Tue 9th Oct 2012, 15:06, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

I had several at school and work that I'm not prepared to reveal here but there was a kid who was useless at any kind of sport, he was so unco-ordinated we cruelly named him Captain Cripple. I don't know if he was ever in a horrendous accident or anything like that later in life, but I'm told he is still known by this name 26 years on
(Fri 19th May 2006, 15:35, More)

» Posh

I'm that posh
I'm a full member of Nottinghamshire Cricket Club and sat on the balcony of the pavillion during the Trent Bridge Test Match.

I've also been thrown out of a well known London club owned by a certain Mr.(Slimy Bastard)Stringfellow, and if that don't get your poshness level up I don't know what does.

Oh yeah and my mum reckons we're related to Helen Of Troy or some other such ancient royalty.
(Sun 18th Sep 2005, 19:39, More)

» I'm going to Hell...

For still thinking this is the funniest thing I've ever seen

Coat please !
(Wed 17th Dec 2008, 11:05, More)
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