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» Hidden Treasure

I once found an envelope.
There was a kid's birthday card and a tenner in it. Score.
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 13:48, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

I have no eyes, you insensitive bastards.

I have teh braille interweb...yeah...that's it. I definitely not lying.
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 15:56, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

I still have mine. I do wank an awful lot, though.
(Sun 6th Mar 2005, 21:59, More)

» Little things that turn you on

The thought
of a lovely lady (preferably nicley norked and topless) making me a large and delicious cheese sandwich turns me on something shocking. Mmm...topless norky sandwichy sexiness.

Also, remember the porno lady with two toes? The two toes bit was a bit of turn on, I must confess.
(Thu 17th Feb 2005, 16:55, More)

» Premonitions

Last night I dreamt that I fell down, and kept on falling.
I'm going climbing tommorrow. Fuck.
(Thu 18th Nov 2004, 21:11, More)
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