» Heckles

Caught Short
At a local comedy night, me and a friend taking a piss before the show. Bloke walks in "have you been here before"
mate: "no i bet they're shit though"

come out of the toilet and sit down and who should walk straight onto the stage but the bloke form the toilet, first line "bet your shitting it now" the enevitable ensued and we were ripped apart all night.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 15:14, More)

» In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed Forces

Brady
Now as some of you may well know i'm a fairly quiet chap, content in lurking each day for many a year now. I've kept quiet for long enough but it needs to be said. Brady - be a dear and shut the fvck up, you are neither funny nor witty.
(Thu 30th Mar 2006, 9:45, More)

» My Christmas Nightmare

bah
Well i've been a long standing peruser of b3ta and now after around a year fell compelled to write sumthing. out of shear office/xmas bordem you see.

last xmas i had a two hour row with my nan as to whether they should bring back the black and white minstrel show (she was pro is was against you see)

thats it really...
(Thu 23rd Dec 2004, 16:24, More)