» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

I had a practical music exam in school one day
and after it had finished, I met up with my friend in the cafeteria and found out her grandad had died of a heart attack. After a while, she asked me how my music exam had went and I said that it had went good but "knowing my luck, the examiner will have a heart attack on the way home and die and I'll have to do it again". As I was saying it I was thinking "oh fuck" but just couldn't seem to stop talking...
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 0:16, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

taggart
When I was in primary four, we were informed by our teacher that the taggart crew were coming to film us at school. the day came and they drew some chalk lines in the playground and told us to stay within them and pretend like it was playtime. i'm not really sure what the storyline was, but the scene we were in was when some guy stopped at the traffic lights outside the playground in his car and watched us, so it was probably some episode about a paedo or something.
I was also in the audience of Funhouse when I was in primary 7. Pat Sharp came to talk to us in between filming but wouldn't sign any autographs cos he claimed he "wasn't allowed to". the cunt.
(Fri 12th Nov 2004, 16:03, More)

» Childhood bad taste

when i was about 5..
i had a massive crush on jason donovan. my mum bought me one of his albums and i told everyone i was going to marry him. then i stopped liking him when i didn't win a competition to have lunch with him.
also was obsessed with hanson for the whole of 1997 and 1998.
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 15:53, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Spinach...
is the root of all evil. I don't simply dislike it, I have a genuine fear of the stuff. The mere sight of it makes me want to vomit, and don't get me started on the smell (some say it doesn't have a smell, but it does to me). I don't really know why I have this fear, but it has led to some unfortunate incidents. Like the time my boyfriend's mum served up pasta on a bed of spinach leaves for dinner. I broke out in a cold sweat when the bowl was put in front of me.
(Thu 15th Jul 2004, 21:55, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

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there used to be an advert on the telly around 1990 for sanitary towels that featured a fake chatshow. can't really remember what the dialogue was, but i asked my parents why women would need them and my dad told me that women wet themselves a lot.
my grandad convinced my mum when she was young that the scar on his shoulder was from when he got shot in the war. she didn't find out until she was about 18 that in fact the scar was from when he was a lad and fell on some railings. all the while, she had thought he was some kind of war hero.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 20:46, More)