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"I've not used it in so long I'm surprised it works"

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» The last thing that made me cry

Last month
over the realisation I'm never going to get the one girl I truely loved back.
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 12:02, More)

» Old People Talk Bollocks

My dear sweet nan
keeps telling people she has been to Toyland (instead of Thailand, see? SEE?)
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 13:46, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Not as bad as they could be, but nonetheless:
1. I joined a conversation halfway through at work and heard my friend say "i always used to get my e's and k's mixed up". I said "you must have been a dumbass at school". She said "no, I'm dyslexic".

2. Again at work, I told someone that when I have kids and they're being naughty, I'm going to tell them they were adopted. "I was adopted"

3. I know there's another one, but i can't remember,,,
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 10:17, More)

» I'm an expert

b31n l33t n p4wn1n u
n00bz
(Sat 25th Jun 2005, 19:13, More)