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» Useless Information

Shit
I took the loveliest shit yesterday, was about a foot-longer

the bottom was a bit off colour though
(Wed 23rd Mar 2005, 4:50, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

Yellow Submarine-Beatles
Reminds me of the time i got swallowed by a giant fish and went to some white place

met some chap who had no idea what the hell he was doing
(Fri 25th Mar 2005, 2:47, More)

» People with Stupid Names

My friends parents hate him
his name is hawken down
middle name sky
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 21:51, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

Nobody thinks this is a good idea but me...
so i was thinking, guitarists are always having to wrangle around those pesky mikes and stands right?
so i figure, why not make a guitar with the mike up near the tuning pegs so they just sing into their guitar while they are playing?
then, the cord would come out the bottom near the pickups and just be another power cord thats out of the way
voila!
(Fri 9th Apr 2004, 2:12, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

not me but my friend...
...started a fire in his house when he decided he was damned tired of reading his book for homework, so he took a match and set it aflame.
Unfortunalety, he soon found the flames were nearing his hand. So, the bright boy he is, he decided to not put it out, but to throw it in his plastic trash can. It then proceeded to melt the trash can and burn a hole in his basement carpet. So far, now four months later, he has been able to hide the damage from his parents by covering the hole with another carpet.
(Fri 5th Mar 2004, 3:50, More)
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