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» My Worst Date
Well it all started...
..I liked this totally wild girl and decided to meet her at gravesend, which is about a hour and a half train journey.
I arrive and they decide to have a midday drinking session...with cider.
I was only 15 at the time and hadnt much experience of drinking, but in a bid to attempt to impress this girl, I decided to have a drinking competition, with her and her two mates.
needless to say, 2lts later, I was anybodies, and was being offered a wide variety of stimulants, red bull, vodka, special brew, beer and a host of other things i dont remember.
in a bid to sober up I decide to eat a mc donalds, which didnt agree with me. I manage to grope the girls sister and then collapse in a giant plant box. i pass in and out of conciousness, to realise they all gone to get last bus home.
I decide to try to ring home, and after 22 attempts of DIALLING the number, i finally get the right one.
I blurt out my location, and drop my phone, then proceed to vomit over it.a friendly man helped me by supplying water and looking after me while my parents come, the water makes me worse.vomit runs down the pavement.
I go unconsious for over 2 hours and wake up in hospital pissing in a bottle behind a curtain, my head seized up in pain....just as i finish, i turn and see my mum looking beside me worried.I got blood posioning and proceeded to have a 32 hour hangover.
I think that was a pretty bad date, ive got quite a few others as well tho.....
as an afternote, this girl goes home, proceeds to challenge her mum to a tequila drinking contest, and wins!!! I certainly pick them
(Mon 25th Oct 2004, 16:40, More)
Well it all started...
..I liked this totally wild girl and decided to meet her at gravesend, which is about a hour and a half train journey.
I arrive and they decide to have a midday drinking session...with cider.
I was only 15 at the time and hadnt much experience of drinking, but in a bid to attempt to impress this girl, I decided to have a drinking competition, with her and her two mates.
needless to say, 2lts later, I was anybodies, and was being offered a wide variety of stimulants, red bull, vodka, special brew, beer and a host of other things i dont remember.
in a bid to sober up I decide to eat a mc donalds, which didnt agree with me. I manage to grope the girls sister and then collapse in a giant plant box. i pass in and out of conciousness, to realise they all gone to get last bus home.
I decide to try to ring home, and after 22 attempts of DIALLING the number, i finally get the right one.
I blurt out my location, and drop my phone, then proceed to vomit over it.a friendly man helped me by supplying water and looking after me while my parents come, the water makes me worse.vomit runs down the pavement.
I go unconsious for over 2 hours and wake up in hospital pissing in a bottle behind a curtain, my head seized up in pain....just as i finish, i turn and see my mum looking beside me worried.I got blood posioning and proceeded to have a 32 hour hangover.
I think that was a pretty bad date, ive got quite a few others as well tho.....
as an afternote, this girl goes home, proceeds to challenge her mum to a tequila drinking contest, and wins!!! I certainly pick them
(Mon 25th Oct 2004, 16:40, More)
» Slang Survey
many interesting slang words
apparently my friends came back from tenerife, and the men there slapped their asses (as well as other girls) followed by shouting the phrase 'whooopah!' which means something like suprise. needless to say ive been trying a lot over here, although they slap my face back rather than my arse.
another word in full use is panda, from the south park episode where they used the phrase 'sexual harrasment panda' - it has come to represent anything of sexual credibility OR deviancy. i.e. that girl was a sexual panda, phwoar.
the thing im using at the moment is the word cheese, which i guarantee will lift any conversation. you laugh but i tried it and you always get a response. especially in a quiet moment.
there is a lot of american slang at college now, people talkin like rap stars, as well as a lot of l33t and net speak - people actually starting to say LOL instead of laughing properly and pwned everytime they get one over on someone.
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 20:25, More)
many interesting slang words
apparently my friends came back from tenerife, and the men there slapped their asses (as well as other girls) followed by shouting the phrase 'whooopah!' which means something like suprise. needless to say ive been trying a lot over here, although they slap my face back rather than my arse.
another word in full use is panda, from the south park episode where they used the phrase 'sexual harrasment panda' - it has come to represent anything of sexual credibility OR deviancy. i.e. that girl was a sexual panda, phwoar.
the thing im using at the moment is the word cheese, which i guarantee will lift any conversation. you laugh but i tried it and you always get a response. especially in a quiet moment.
there is a lot of american slang at college now, people talkin like rap stars, as well as a lot of l33t and net speak - people actually starting to say LOL instead of laughing properly and pwned everytime they get one over on someone.
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 20:25, More)