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Scientist in manchester whos place of work has banned this site ... bummer!

Gimp fustrates superhero

I love the new tool in Gimp

Going for Gold'en shower'

Howard and the brain

Sullivan Base

Conservative Base

You not getting me on any dam plane fool

Do you think they modelled The Olympic stadium on something else?


latest DVD release

Blue Peter

Welcome to trumpton

Hong Kong Chop Suey

He's Starsky ... im Hutch

Inappropriate sponsorship

Inappropriate sponsorship ... or just soylent green on another level?

What Video Game Character Are You? I am a Defender-ship.I am a Defender-ship.

I am fiercely protective of my friends and loved ones, and unforgiving of any who would hurt them. Speed and foresight are my strengths, at the cost of a little clumsiness. I'm most comfortable with a few friends, but sometimes particularly enjoy spending time in larger groups. What Video Game Character Are You?

I am Syphilis. Don't Screw With Me, Or I'll Give You Dementia.
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

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Best answers to questions:

» Conspiracy Theories

Jeremy Beadle didn't die of pneumonia ...
he was involved in an erotic asphyxiation wank, but couldn't untie the knot in time with his gammy hand
(Fri 2nd Dec 2011, 21:10, More)

» Iffy crushes

Mother/Daughter combo
Janet Ellis and Sophie Ellis-Bextor ... You wouldn't say no
(Thu 6th Oct 2011, 17:37, More)

» Best Comebacks

Harry Hill
At a Harry Hill gig five years ago to a heckler ... "you may sit there a ridicle me but im going to go home from here in the certain knowledge that I have a roast chicken in the oven that should just be about ready"
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 20:53, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

pie lies
My dad told me that the filling in a pie was poison so he said he would eat the steak and kidney and i could have the 'safe' crust
(Wed 21st Jan 2004, 19:06, More)

» Iffy crushes

With those glasses and cheeky smile, Keith Bennett
(Thu 6th Oct 2011, 18:17, More)
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