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» Shoddy Presents
Brithday Present
For my 5th birthday, my mum decided it was time I had a party, so I invited all my "friends" round to my house for the party.
When the suckas turned up nearly everyone of them about, 12 people had the same remote control car present for me.
It wasnt even a good remote control car, im sure they must have been on sale for being defective or something!
10 remote control cars for my b.day
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 21:17, More)
Brithday Present
For my 5th birthday, my mum decided it was time I had a party, so I invited all my "friends" round to my house for the party.
When the suckas turned up nearly everyone of them about, 12 people had the same remote control car present for me.
It wasnt even a good remote control car, im sure they must have been on sale for being defective or something!
10 remote control cars for my b.day
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 21:17, More)
» Local Nutters
Local Nutter!
There is a whole load of nutters in my area but one guy stands out more than all the rest. He goes by the name of TECHNO FATTY. - He does exactly what it says on the tin. This guy is about 40 years old now and as far as I can remember he has always always carried around an 80s style "ghetto blaster". He carries it up on his shoulder you know like a proper bruva. He is about 25 stone and loves his cheesey techno and anything else that is on the radio at the time and I mean ANYTHING!!. It doesn't matter what time of day it is he sits in his fav bench in the local precinct with his tunes turned up to the max.
Techno Fatty was every school kids favourite piss take piece.
Every lunchtime during my school days we would take the piss out of him using all the classic school kids destructive slaggings and weapons AKA wet bog roll.
Anyway he decided to get his own back on us once by attacking my mates and I with a chain, he chased my mates around the shops swingin his metal chain proper cowboy style...
oh the laughs!...
Ive saw him in my town, Glasgow and Edinburgh. Im sure he's mental but the place just wouldnt be the same without Techno Fatty.
Oh yeah he made it onto the news here too!!!
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 0:12, More)
Local Nutter!
There is a whole load of nutters in my area but one guy stands out more than all the rest. He goes by the name of TECHNO FATTY. - He does exactly what it says on the tin. This guy is about 40 years old now and as far as I can remember he has always always carried around an 80s style "ghetto blaster". He carries it up on his shoulder you know like a proper bruva. He is about 25 stone and loves his cheesey techno and anything else that is on the radio at the time and I mean ANYTHING!!. It doesn't matter what time of day it is he sits in his fav bench in the local precinct with his tunes turned up to the max.
Techno Fatty was every school kids favourite piss take piece.
Every lunchtime during my school days we would take the piss out of him using all the classic school kids destructive slaggings and weapons AKA wet bog roll.
Anyway he decided to get his own back on us once by attacking my mates and I with a chain, he chased my mates around the shops swingin his metal chain proper cowboy style...
oh the laughs!...
Ive saw him in my town, Glasgow and Edinburgh. Im sure he's mental but the place just wouldnt be the same without Techno Fatty.
Oh yeah he made it onto the news here too!!!
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 0:12, More)
» Shit Stories
SHITE!
I once ate about 300 aniseed red candy ball sweet things at the cinema. Not only did I look like a 6 year old with a red lipstick fetish I shat out red turds for 3 days.
It wasn't piles and its not bullshit. Try it and enjoy visitors complimenting you on your lovely smelling toilet after they have just paid it a visit after yourself.
I also got caught doing a jobbie at school by the years bully. I never did a poo in school again.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 15:03, More)
SHITE!
I once ate about 300 aniseed red candy ball sweet things at the cinema. Not only did I look like a 6 year old with a red lipstick fetish I shat out red turds for 3 days.
It wasn't piles and its not bullshit. Try it and enjoy visitors complimenting you on your lovely smelling toilet after they have just paid it a visit after yourself.
I also got caught doing a jobbie at school by the years bully. I never did a poo in school again.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 15:03, More)