» That's when I knew it was over...

When they ran out of beer at the North Pole
That's when Inuit were sober.
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 14:00, More)

» Secret Santa

I'm sorry... the whole fricking concept
The idea that we should be coerced into spending our money on buying gifts for selfish, incompetent, anti-social retards for no other reason that the market economy has given us no choice but to spend 1/4 of our lives having to suffer their boring, dreary, obnoxious presence day in, day fricking out. Shouldn't these people just be grateful that there's nobody hiding behind the door swinging at them with a cricket bat as they file into work?

Why has Secret Santa become normal, while (e.g.) defecating into lunchboxes on buses hasn't?
(Sun 17th Dec 2006, 11:04, More)

» The Weird Kid In Class

Kid in our class
... once got caught having a wank in the back of an English lesson.

Later he became the best tennis player in the school. It's all in the wrist action.
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 10:46, More)

» Lies I told on my CV

I have never lied on my CV
But if I had a quid for every time a prospective employer has lied on a job description, I could employ Sir Alan Sugar to wipe my bottom.
(Sun 9th Jul 2006, 7:07, More)

» Debt pron

I'm a programmer
and just for fun I coded up an autobot which would spam QOTW with banal stories about student debts. Sadly it ran out of control and I couldn't shut it down. Now I've got a bill for £1,000,000 from my ISP for excess bandwidth charges.
(Fri 24th Nov 2006, 6:13, More)