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» Lies Your Parents Told You
This is a hereditary lie...
...as it was told to me by my mom who was told it by her mom, probably going as far back as the primordial soup... if you swallow chewing gum it will wrap around your heart and you will die. Once I swallowed some by accident and spent an hour sobbing like a baby (well I was 7) with my hand clasped over my chest to make sure my heart was still beating.
(Fri 16th Jan 2004, 21:57, More)
This is a hereditary lie...
...as it was told to me by my mom who was told it by her mom, probably going as far back as the primordial soup... if you swallow chewing gum it will wrap around your heart and you will die. Once I swallowed some by accident and spent an hour sobbing like a baby (well I was 7) with my hand clasped over my chest to make sure my heart was still beating.
(Fri 16th Jan 2004, 21:57, More)