» Lies Your Parents Told You

Sure Mom
She says she reads Playboy for the articles.
shiver

-told me this last month. bit crap, but it's my first post!
(Sat 17th Jan 2004, 0:07, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

almost the truth
We had a dog once that went crazy after being fixed (because of too much knockout gas) and my parents told my younger sister that she ran away. all was well until my older sister mentioned how they found poor Sadie (the dog) in a garbage bag at the side of the road after someone shot her. Needless to say, my sister cried for a very long time.


my parents also told us dad hit us because he loved us and didn't know how to show it. nice.
(Sat 17th Jan 2004, 1:35, More)

» It was a great holiday, but...

Christmas season, 2004
home to enjoy the break, only to have our pet antelope murdered by assholes ( i live on a farm), my cousin commit suicide the week before christmas, and my boyfriend of 10 months dump me over the phone. i began to drink after that.
(Sun 24th Apr 2005, 2:30, More)

» Little things that turn you on

so many things...
i love hairy men, especially tall, dark and hairy men, with chest, back, leg, arm and stomach hair who look like lumberjacks. i don't even mind butt hair, as long as it isn't like a bush. Accents are totally hot. i love the way a man smells after he's showered, and after he's been out in the sunlight. i'm totally turned on by a great sense of humor, especially a man who is willing to dress like a woman (but he still has to like women). i'm very into a well formed strong penis and strong legs and arms. i guess i just like a manly man.
(Mon 21st Feb 2005, 0:18, More)

» Childhood bad taste

i was young
I asked for All4One's (the black boy band of the 90s) album for my birthday. And learned all the words to it. I was very depressed as a child.
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 22:19, More)