» Lies Your Parents Told You

pure evil
i asked my mum what the baby oil in her bedroom (?!) was for. she replied "for frying babies in". i was terrified, i thought for ages that my mother was a murdering cannibal. i begged my grandma to let me live with her.

my aunty told me when i grew up they would make me join the army and that i would have to fight in World War 3. i sat crying in the toilet for an hour before anyone came to tell me it wasn't true, and she was just a complete bitch.
(Sat 17th Jan 2004, 20:48, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

...and i nearly died...
my mum went on holiday. i spilt red wine all over the sofa. i then had to wash it, obv.
when i was selecting the amount of time it should be dried for, i hit the dial in horrible, female, pre-menstrual anger. this made it jam.
i went to sleep, and four hours later woke up in a house full of smoke, and had to spend all day and night in hospital. the drier had dried the sofa covers until they set alight.

we had to move house, and have all our furniture and belongings replaced.

its a good job i nearly died, because that's the only reason my mum didn't kill me...
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 19:09, More)

» Irrational Fears

wooooo
i'm really fucking scared of feet. if they touch me i'm aware of that area of my body for ages. i can 'feel' the germs from them crawling towards my face.
if i could have my feet cut off and have bionic cool feet i would, in a second.
horrible horrible. evil.
SCARY.
(Fri 30th Jan 2004, 12:56, More)