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» Lies Your Parents Told You

Father Christmas
I once set up a Father Christmas Alarm so that I could meet him. Yards and yards of fine (nigh-on invisible) wire strung around the room, tied to something noisy balanced on the edge of a table. I was very annoyed with my Mum for setting it off before Father Christmas had visited.
(Sun 18th Jan 2004, 1:09, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

There's a specific law against dropping fresh dog poo on people's heads from a tree
...but it's ok if the poo is old and dry.
(Sun 18th Jan 2004, 2:30, More)