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» Mobile phone disasters

Dog and Bone
I worked in a vets where one of the vet nurses proudly told me this story.

They'd operated on a dog to remove a mobile phone that it had errantly swallowed. As the vet was stitching up the site he looked away, the nurse slipped her mobile phone underneath the dog and the other nurse rang it. Cue a very confused vet and two giggling vet nurses.
(Wed 5th Aug 2009, 15:04, More)

» Mobile phone disasters

The Old Passage
My friend was going to dinner at a resturant called The Old Passage so I texted her husband to say "I hear you're taking your missus up the passage tonight. Enjoy".

Turned out he'd left his company and passed that phone on to his old boss - Oops!
(Tue 4th Aug 2009, 15:41, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

A friend once told another (more gullible) friend
That the fish (Christian) symbol on the back of cars indicates that the driver is single and looking for lurve... After a couple of weeks she came back to my friend and said that she hasn't seen anyone she likes yet but would keep looking!
(Tue 20th Jan 2004, 12:24, More)

» Puns

Perfect match
I met a dolphin on match.com last year and we were together for six happy months.

We just clicked!
(Wed 11th Mar 2009, 11:11, More)

» Advice from Old People

Thanks Dad
It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt!!
(Fri 20th Jun 2008, 15:44, More)
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