» Obscure Memorabilia

Don Dick
I used to have an autograph from boxing supremo Don King that he passed onto me after grabbing the phone off my then boyfriend who was working as his bodyguard and telling me to stop phoning. He basically bawled at me but i was pleased he felt guilty enough to write his name on a piece of card for me. In drunken desperation, i later used it for roach.
(Tue 9th Nov 2004, 16:11, More)

» Stupid Tourists

They get painted once a year
While i had the dubious pleasure of working on the Dover - Calais ferries as a student, plenty of stupid questions were fired at us while we quietly got on with cleaning up children's puke. Things like..."how often do the cliffs get painted?" and "what time do we get to paris?" I can't say they only came from Americans but then non-english speakers were generally completely ignored.
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 16:52, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

Come on Down....
I'm in the 'Price in Right' audience on the first episode of the new series of Little Britain.

I was also a 'student in background' on an episode of Touch of Frost. wha-hey!
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 12:55, More)