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» Lies Your Parents Told You
Drunk
When I was about 12 (im 13 now so not much of a difference but anyway....) my mates told one of my other mates(who thinks shes very grown up) that they had sneaked some of there mum and dads ale and that they would make here a coctail. they mixed orange juice and grenadine(tellin her that grenadine is 20% alcohol) and gave her a glass full. when she finished the drink she stumpled around the house knocked over my mates mum's vase(ha ha) and went home feeling sick whilst worrying that her mum would smell it on her breath.
its fun bein pissed when ur a teenager
(Wed 21st Jan 2004, 19:28, More)
Drunk
When I was about 12 (im 13 now so not much of a difference but anyway....) my mates told one of my other mates(who thinks shes very grown up) that they had sneaked some of there mum and dads ale and that they would make here a coctail. they mixed orange juice and grenadine(tellin her that grenadine is 20% alcohol) and gave her a glass full. when she finished the drink she stumpled around the house knocked over my mates mum's vase(ha ha) and went home feeling sick whilst worrying that her mum would smell it on her breath.
its fun bein pissed when ur a teenager
(Wed 21st Jan 2004, 19:28, More)
» Irrational Fears
not so much a fear....
but if im in a room and the door is shut and then someone comes in i have to get up and go and shut it not so much a fear but i think that someone mad will come in when i dont want them to (not that a door would stop them) this usually means i get dirty looks if im round one of my parents posh tosser friends house(and thats not easy to say, try it). i used to be shit scared of sharks but for some reason i thought they where the most amazing things and i was going to study them for a living.when i was little i used to have nightmares that hitler was still alive and he was after me because i dont have blonde hair. but thats just stupid, he is dead right? right? you guys he is dead ist he?
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 19:35, More)
not so much a fear....
but if im in a room and the door is shut and then someone comes in i have to get up and go and shut it not so much a fear but i think that someone mad will come in when i dont want them to (not that a door would stop them) this usually means i get dirty looks if im round one of my parents posh tosser friends house(and thats not easy to say, try it). i used to be shit scared of sharks but for some reason i thought they where the most amazing things and i was going to study them for a living.when i was little i used to have nightmares that hitler was still alive and he was after me because i dont have blonde hair. but thats just stupid, he is dead right? right? you guys he is dead ist he?
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 19:35, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
runaway
when my mum had gone out and i asked my dad where she was he told me she has run off with a black man. i cried the first time i heard that. also not so much a lie but my if i'd ask my nan where my dad was she would say 'up my nose sellin crows two for tupence hapeney(half penny)my gran is sick though. i tricked my other nan tho, when she picked me up the other night when i went out, she saw me come round the corner holding hands with my boyfriend n when i got in the hand she was sayin i'll have to tell your mum about this boyfriend, i said he's not my boyfriend he's only 6 he's lost im just tryin to help him find his mum, she believed me......it was dark tho.
(Tue 20th Jan 2004, 20:17, More)
runaway
when my mum had gone out and i asked my dad where she was he told me she has run off with a black man. i cried the first time i heard that. also not so much a lie but my if i'd ask my nan where my dad was she would say 'up my nose sellin crows two for tupence hapeney(half penny)my gran is sick though. i tricked my other nan tho, when she picked me up the other night when i went out, she saw me come round the corner holding hands with my boyfriend n when i got in the hand she was sayin i'll have to tell your mum about this boyfriend, i said he's not my boyfriend he's only 6 he's lost im just tryin to help him find his mum, she believed me......it was dark tho.
(Tue 20th Jan 2004, 20:17, More)