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Hi i'm 18
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Work in Abingdon, Oxfordshire
5'10
dark hair
oh... Male (better not forget that)
and i apparently dance like a monkey!
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Hi i'm 18
Gullable
Work in Abingdon, Oxfordshire
5'10
dark hair
oh... Male (better not forget that)
and i apparently dance like a monkey!
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Lies Your Parents Told You
My *lying bastard* Parents
Told me for the first 5 years of my life that the correct way to spell my name was 'PEST'
i got sent to the headteacher on the first day of primary school because i was "bieng insolent"
they apologised for getting me in trouble that night though
when my dad tried to tell me it was all a joke, i wouldnt believe him
(Wed 21st Jan 2004, 13:58, More)
My *lying bastard* Parents
Told me for the first 5 years of my life that the correct way to spell my name was 'PEST'
i got sent to the headteacher on the first day of primary school because i was "bieng insolent"
they apologised for getting me in trouble that night though
when my dad tried to tell me it was all a joke, i wouldnt believe him
(Wed 21st Jan 2004, 13:58, More)
» Irrational Fears
A regular in my local pub
is absolutley terrified of men in dog suits,
he just doesnt understand why anybody would want to dress up in one. so he hides from them.
he also believes penguins can fly, and peacocks are evil
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 13:09, More)
A regular in my local pub
is absolutley terrified of men in dog suits,
he just doesnt understand why anybody would want to dress up in one. so he hides from them.
he also believes penguins can fly, and peacocks are evil
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 13:09, More)