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Very bad tranny in Luton
During my student days I used to work at Sainsbury's in Bury Park, Luton.

Anyhoo, one day a very bad transvestite walked in dressed in a Brownies uniform and carrying a teddy bear (he she literally looked like the tranny character in Little Britain)

Upon filling a basket with tampons, tights and a packet of Oxo cubes (!) she went to the checkouts and paid the cashier by putting the money on the teddy bear's outstretched paw.
The tranny would only accept the change back into the teddy's paw as well.

Ah great days
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 17:39, More)

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up on the blocks
used to describe arsey women - the assumption being it's rag week and she has pants like a butchers apron
(Thu 5th Feb 2004, 15:23, More)

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"Cant polish a turd"
used to describe ugly people who do their best to look good ie

"She does her best, but you can't polish a turd can you ?"
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 14:33, More)

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"Riding the sunshine bus"
used to describe stupid people eg

"Did you come in on the sunshine bus this morning ?"

Derived from seeing mongs / windowlickers / joey's etc etc in the 'special needs' buses but can be used for descibing any idiot
(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 14:43, More)